'Smoking is Fun', Isn't It?
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This is not a sad, depressing article about the all the ills of smoking. Instead it will just touch upon three healthy changes smoking can bring to your life. One for each of the sexes. The third for their kind hearted non-smoking friends.
For all the beautiful women out there; smoking can do wonders for you. If you hate that young look, how your face has that awful fresh feel, then smoking will just do the trick. It will ensure an increase of 10-15 years for you face. Thats right, all those wrinkles that were not supposed to be there until 40, well lucky you, you can get them by 30. A new face just with the generous help of your friendly cigarette. Isn't it worth it?
Guys are you not sick of the complications weaved around sex. The alien terms 'contraceptives', 'family planning', 'safe sex', and the long list of STDs. Well have no fear, man has come up with a natural remedy for this. No its not some high-fi drug, or old chinese medicine; simply your friendly old pack of cigarettes. Yes, they can do wonders. Not only will they kill or disable you sperms but lower their count as well. Isn't it amazing. You will be free from the use of condoms or worry of contraceptives of all kinds.
And if you really want to take full advantage of this miraculous invention, then keep smoking. Pretty soon enough you will be completely free from that retched, over bearing, act of sexual intercourse. No more will you have to spend your precious time indulging in this vile act. Instead you will be free to enjoy freedom from feminine slavery, from being nice to them, from listening to those aimless chatter. Smoking effects the blood flow of your body in a amazing manner. This induces a pleasant surprise of permanent blindness too (finally no need to see those hideous female bodies). But more importantly it takes you that extra mile.Thanks to smoking you wont be able to get it up anymore. Shutting the flow to the little head is ensured. Isn't that like a dream come true?
Now for those who are lazy and don't really understand the benefits of smoking, like their friends have, i would suggest you stay real close to second-hand smoke. It won't give you all the benefits that come with smoking, but it can still do wonders for you respiratory system. Not to forget ear and eyes. Are you worried that you won't get that asthma attack, bronchitis. or ear-nose-throat infections, well help is here. All you have to do is stay near your buddies; who are knowledgeable enough to smoke. Enjoying 2nd-hand smoke is easy, isn't it?
Even small children can benefit from this generous donation of smoke from their parents, siblings, or strangers. About 700 kids a year (in US) decide to leave us in a cloud of smoke (sudden infant death syndrome) thanks to second-hand smoke. God only knows how many more lucky kids enjoy the same experience in Pakistan. Good for them isn't it, they didn't have to face the troubles of this world anymore?
All in all; "Smoking is Fun". Isn't it?
Please feel free to share your wonderful experience of the 'Joys of Smoking'. There is nothing like positive enforcement. With all the negative publicity associated with smoking, of it being for loosers with aimless lives, we need to raise a voice. You contributions will be more than appreciated. Remember 'Smoking is Fun', Isn't It?
I don't know teh source. Screw you!
This is not a sad, depressing article about the all the ills of smoking. Instead it will just touch upon three healthy changes smoking can bring to your life. One for each of the sexes. The third for their kind hearted non-smoking friends.
For all the beautiful women out there; smoking can do wonders for you. If you hate that young look, how your face has that awful fresh feel, then smoking will just do the trick. It will ensure an increase of 10-15 years for you face. Thats right, all those wrinkles that were not supposed to be there until 40, well lucky you, you can get them by 30. A new face just with the generous help of your friendly cigarette. Isn't it worth it?
Guys are you not sick of the complications weaved around sex. The alien terms 'contraceptives', 'family planning', 'safe sex', and the long list of STDs. Well have no fear, man has come up with a natural remedy for this. No its not some high-fi drug, or old chinese medicine; simply your friendly old pack of cigarettes. Yes, they can do wonders. Not only will they kill or disable you sperms but lower their count as well. Isn't it amazing. You will be free from the use of condoms or worry of contraceptives of all kinds.
And if you really want to take full advantage of this miraculous invention, then keep smoking. Pretty soon enough you will be completely free from that retched, over bearing, act of sexual intercourse. No more will you have to spend your precious time indulging in this vile act. Instead you will be free to enjoy freedom from feminine slavery, from being nice to them, from listening to those aimless chatter. Smoking effects the blood flow of your body in a amazing manner. This induces a pleasant surprise of permanent blindness too (finally no need to see those hideous female bodies). But more importantly it takes you that extra mile.Thanks to smoking you wont be able to get it up anymore. Shutting the flow to the little head is ensured. Isn't that like a dream come true?
Now for those who are lazy and don't really understand the benefits of smoking, like their friends have, i would suggest you stay real close to second-hand smoke. It won't give you all the benefits that come with smoking, but it can still do wonders for you respiratory system. Not to forget ear and eyes. Are you worried that you won't get that asthma attack, bronchitis. or ear-nose-throat infections, well help is here. All you have to do is stay near your buddies; who are knowledgeable enough to smoke. Enjoying 2nd-hand smoke is easy, isn't it?
Even small children can benefit from this generous donation of smoke from their parents, siblings, or strangers. About 700 kids a year (in US) decide to leave us in a cloud of smoke (sudden infant death syndrome) thanks to second-hand smoke. God only knows how many more lucky kids enjoy the same experience in Pakistan. Good for them isn't it, they didn't have to face the troubles of this world anymore?
All in all; "Smoking is Fun". Isn't it?
Please feel free to share your wonderful experience of the 'Joys of Smoking'. There is nothing like positive enforcement. With all the negative publicity associated with smoking, of it being for loosers with aimless lives, we need to raise a voice. You contributions will be more than appreciated. Remember 'Smoking is Fun', Isn't It?
I don't know teh source. Screw you!
posted by gol gappe wala at 23:41
2 Comments:
Kya baat hai!... ham to kal say hee cigarette peena shoro kar day gay....
dude you need to shut up i mean if you dont smoke thats cool and probably good but you would probably less of an asshole if you smoked
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